1. i-am-loki-of-midgard:

    andrewpauldost:

    what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

    you mean like Phepoe and Ursula from friends?

     

  2. thatsmoderatelyraven:

    my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

    (via zoesaldans)

     
  3. (Source: arctikalex, via robot-from1984)

     
  4. dropsofjupiter-mp:

    100% follow back

    (Source: louisa-jan, via scott-bamf-disick)

     

  5. slayboybunny:

    sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

    (via lydialouisegraham)

     

  6. imtomatocheeks:

    Now, if she touches like this

    Will you touch her right back?

    (via kinginthen0rth)

     
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  8. "Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

    mysharona1987:

    "Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

    "Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

    "Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

    "Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

    Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

    (via buckys-butt)

     
  9. And once the pain goes away, that’s when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom… You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.

    (Source: mortua, via johnny-marrmite)

     

  10. evilqueenreginamills:

    tinalikesbutts:

    So like go ahead and hate on Justin Bieber all you want. He’s an asshole, he kinda deserves it. But stop calling him a girl.

    My gender is not an insult.

    I don’t care about Justin Bieber. But this is important: MY GENDER IS NOT AN INSULT. This. This. This. This so much.

    (via marvellous-hunting-hootowl)